More Winter humor

[NickisDragon]

One winter morning in Michigan a couple was listening
to the radio while eating breakfast. They heard the
announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Norman 's wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they were again eating breakfast,
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through." Norman 's wife went out and moved her
car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12 to 14
inches of snow today. You must park .." Then the
electric power went off. Norman 's wife was very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the
street do I need to park on so the snowplows can
get through?"


With the love and understanding in his voice that all
men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman said,
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time."
_________________
The Love we withhold is the pain that we carry.
Nicki

B-Day: January 18
DX: October 2005