Punch Lines Only

isto · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:10 pm Post subject:

If you had such a great pig, would you eat him all at once?

isto · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:12 pm Post subject:

"This tastes like horse crap!"
"It is! Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

Eeyorific · Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Posts: 812

Because 7 ate 9 Smile

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ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4162 Location: Nebraska

Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts!
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aklap · Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Posts: 8603 Location: WI, USA

<pause game>

If we know the joke, are we supposed to say it?

</resume game>
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The Edifying Conscience · Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 2438

ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4162 Location: Nebraska

Theoretically no, you're not supposed to say the whole joke. You can say things like "I love that joke!" or "That's one of my favorite jokes." But it doesn't matter to me. Smile

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ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4162 Location: Nebraska

I'm a frayed knot.
(I'm afraid not.)
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cruelshoes · Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 2545 Location: Washington State

A frog in a blender.
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Kimmus · Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 171 Location: Iowa

Because he wanted a hot rod
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ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4162 Location: Nebraska

Bet you're sorry you neutered me now.
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Eeyorific · Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Posts: 812

Don't cry! It's only a joke.
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"The truth of God's love is not that he allows bad things to happen....
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nancw · Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 855 Location: Denver, CO

Because he didn't have the guts.
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SoIhaveAdisease · Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Central Alabama

they were still fighting about it when the train hit them.
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Is ferret meat gluten-free? Wink

ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4162 Location: Nebraska

It's just a miner problem.
(minor problem)

I get in trouble alot for telling that joke >.>
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