Punch Lines Only

ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4143 Location: Nebraska

Yup, you're only allowed to post the punch line of a joke, not the whole joke. See how many of these you can recognize. Very Happy

I'll go first...
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I lie below, you float above
In the pretty white ships that I am dreaming of

ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4143 Location: Nebraska

You take the giraffe out and put the elephant in.
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I lie below, you float above
In the pretty white ships that I am dreaming of

Linda · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:00 pm Post subject:

Because kids don't like broccoli.
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Mom of Ty (he's eight) who was diagnosed by bloodwork June 2005, biopsy August 11, 2005, notified on & started GF August 18, 2005

aklap · Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Posts: 8512 Location: WI, USA

How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. [not sure if that's a really a joke - more of a 1 liner Wink

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Al

“We cannot all do great things, but we can do small things with great love.” Mother Teresa

cruelshoes · Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 2506 Location: Washington State

No eye dear.
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-Colleen
Dx 8/05 via bloodwork/biopsy
10-YO son Dx 11/05 via bloodwork/biopsy
Daughters (12 and 2) have neg. bloodwork

A woman is like a tea bag-you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The Edifying Conscience · Joined: 29 Aug 2005 Posts: 2424

He told him you missed the Virgin Mary by 2 minutes.

ostrich · Joined: 30 Mar 2006 Posts: 4143 Location: Nebraska

You're a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman.
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Ostrich :>--O==={

I lie below, you float above
In the pretty white ships that I am dreaming of

GFPolarBear · Joined: 07 Mar 2007 Posts: 279 Location: WI

There's no F in way...

cruelshoes · Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 2506 Location: Washington State

Because he was stapled to the chicken.
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-Colleen
Dx 8/05 via bloodwork/biopsy
10-YO son Dx 11/05 via bloodwork/biopsy
Daughters (12 and 2) have neg. bloodwork

A woman is like a tea bag-you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Kimmus · Joined: 28 Oct 2005 Posts: 171 Location: Iowa

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Mom of a celiac teen (GF BD Oct-04)

cruelshoes · Joined: 23 Sep 2005 Posts: 2506 Location: Washington State

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
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-Colleen
Dx 8/05 via bloodwork/biopsy
10-YO son Dx 11/05 via bloodwork/biopsy
Daughters (12 and 2) have neg. bloodwork

A woman is like a tea bag-you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

SoIhaveAdisease · Joined: 30 May 2006 Posts: 174 Location: Central Alabama

...last year's hide-and-go-seek winner!
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Is ferret meat gluten-free? Wink

Linda · Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:35 pm Post subject:

jimsters · Joined: 23 Feb 2006 Posts: 123 Location: Blue Sky Planet

Really?

I am surprised the sermon went so well with the topic he chose. You see he has only done it twice.The first time he did it he got sick and the second time his hat blew off.
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GF has really learned me about cooking
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GF since 1989
Smoke Free since Oct. 2006

aklap · Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Posts: 8512 Location: WI, USA